Friday, October 30, 2009

10 Scary Things About Last Night's Victory


1. Chan Ho Park is alive!

2. Witnesses reported a mysterious spectral image of Alfredo Aceves warming up in the 9th!

2. Psychics predict Arod may hear fewer boos in Philly than he would at home!

4. Tim McCarver, stealing catchers' signs to project future pitches, achieved an amazing perfect score... never getting one right!

5. The newest creaky 8th inning Bridge to Mariano is Mariano!

6. Two blown DP calls at first -- one for each team, canceling each other, an inning apart -- it's as if... nawwww, it couldn't be!

7. The empty suit of Harry Kalas bats cleanup for Philadelphia!

8. Eminem is in a video game!

9. The Yankees' coolest customer may be Melky Cabrera!

10. Chan Ho Park has a beard!
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8 comments:

  1. I'm Bill WhiteOctober 30, 2009 at 10:02 AM

    Chan Ho Park is an inspiration to Korean lumberjacks everywhere.

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  2. Alph with the Census BureauOctober 30, 2009 at 10:25 AM

    Chan Ho has been here so long he now looks like a 6th generation immigrant from Germany.

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  3. B.StanleyOctober 30, 2009 at 10:54 AM

    Haha I just said to my Phillies Fan roommate yesterday "Good thing they have Harry Kalas' jacket to pinch hit if any of the games go into extras."
    He didn't think it was very funny...

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  4. JoeDePastryOctober 30, 2009 at 3:29 PM

    What's scary is starting tomorrow we got to play 3 nights in a row. When was the last time that happened? What brutal scheduling! How can hustlin' Robby Cano go all out all the time? How can Alex's hip hold up, or Damon's legs, or Girardi's brain, or OMG our 1-man bullpen?
    Thank God we got innings-eater Gaudin rested for Game 5.

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  5. MattGOctober 30, 2009 at 8:36 PM

    Did anyone notice the 2 people sitting behind home plate with the KGB KGB shirts on (nice product placement)? If that wasn't enough, there was someone sitting to the left of them with a Ushanka (Russian hat - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Ford_-_Brezhnev_1974.jpg) ... coincidence? awesome marketing? Soviets taking over Yankee Stadium? Maybe they'll make more noise than the suits.

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  6. Whitey FraudOctober 30, 2009 at 8:50 PM

    Chan Ho Park sounds like a recreation area for Asian hookers... doesn't it?

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  7. AnonymousOctober 30, 2009 at 11:24 PM

    Who started bringing the empty suits first, the Phils or the Angels of Los Angeles County near Anaheim in California of the Pacific Time Zone ?

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  8. OpusOneNovember 1, 2009 at 4:26 AM

    I hope the KGB shirt people got their tickets for free.

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