Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Stay Creative, Phillies Phans

Because Susan Finkelstein wanted to take one for the team.

the 43-year-old suburban Philadelphia woman posted an ad on the Web site Craigslist in which she described herself as a "gorgeous, tall, buxom blonde diehard Phillies fan" desperately seeking Series tickets, according to CBS station KYW-TV in Philadelphia.
Her ad, according to police, suggested she'd offer something extra. "I'm the creative type! Maybe we can help each other!"

What sealed the deal was when an undercover officer responded to the digital ad, and Finkelstein allegedly offered to perform various sex acts in exchange for the coveted tickets. Police did not say precisely what this Phillies fanatic was willing to do to see her beloved team play the Yankees.
It is unknown at this time what sex acts she was willing to perform.

Hamel's Camel?
The Dirty Utley?
Pedro's Midget?

Details at 11.

4 comments:

  1. She would "haul Richie's Ashburns."

    She would be your "bake McBride."

    She likes to tug "McGraw."

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  2. What's the problem.

    If I had two tickets, I would love to go to the game with her, knowing the Yankees would win, AND I would get to do unspeakable things to her after the game.

    ....for a few days.

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  3. http://www.facebook.com/people/Susan-Finkelstein/1067397945

    Apparently, they don't allow you internet access from jail to take down your facebook page.

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  4. She's Jewish??

    Well, there goes the stereotype for being a shrewd trader.

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