Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Who should replace Kim Jones?

First Jesus, now this. Kim Jones is leaving YES. The world is collapsing around us.

Get a grip. What matters is that Coach Coughlin - the Joe Torre of football - rallies his team of concussionists for the greatest back-to-back humiliation of Boston -- wait, they're New England, right? - since Pumpsie Green.
Where was I? Kim is tired of interviewing players who are staring 16 inches below her eyes. Who can blame her?

Who should become the new First Lady of YES?
Pro: Get more Yankees on "Most Interesting People" List
Con: Players tired of being asked what kind of tree they would be. 


Pro: Yankees would be named "Person of the Week"
Con: Would claim that even though score is 12-2,
there is no loser because both teams tried hard.


Pro: Asks Jeet, "Who are you wearing?"
Con: Hits on Arod, sending him into slump. 
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2 comments:

  1. FlaviusJanuary 25, 2012 at 11:28 AM

    http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-zf4Fye-sepI/TmbzMDbcXwI/AAAAAAAAAJc/WaoQHfFhYfA/s1600/Suzyn_Waldman.jpg

    Pro: Experience, charisma, knowledge.
    Con: Nothing

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  2. Joe De PastryJanuary 25, 2012 at 7:49 PM

    Steal that Heidi babe from NESN.

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