All the right junk in all the right places

With apologies to Meghan Trainor and Kevin Kadish

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PCkvCPvDXk

You Know I'm All About Those Bucks—the Hal Steinbrenner song

Because you know I'm all about those bucks
'Bout those bucks
I'm all about those bucks
'Bout those bucks
No pennants
I'm all about those bucks
'Bout those bucks
No pennants
I'm all about those bucks
'Bout those bucks.

Yeah it's pretty clear
We goin' nowhere next year
But I can fake it, fake it
Like I'm supposed to do.
Cause we hit those boom-booms that all the fans like
And all the right press in all the right places
You know I won't be chasin' no silly World Series ring
So if that's what you're into then go out an' buy your own bling.

Because you know I'm all about those bucks
'Bout those bucks
I'm all about those bucks
'Bout those bucks
No pennants
I'm all about those bucks
'Bout those bucks
No pennants
I'm all about those bucks
'Bout those bucks.

Hey I'm bringin' CC back
And that Gardy, too
They'll win the pennant for us
No, I'm just playin'
The team I'm really makin'
Is the Pigeons that those sheikhs are payin'
It's the soccer that's the future and you know it always will be.

Yeah, my poppa he told me to make bucks you must get the wins
He said the fans won't keep comin' unless you keep winning those rings
But he didn't know what the new game would be
How you don't have to win anything to keep all of the money.

Because you know I'm all about those bucks
'Bout those bucks
I'm all about those bucks
'Bout those bucks
No pennants
I'm all about those bucks
'Bout those bucks
No pennants
I'm all about those bucks
'Bout those bucks.