Monday, June 6, 2022

Yankees' big June lead could still vanish, but the numbers are in our favor


Friends, Romans, Yankeefans,

I come to praise Caesar, not bury him, at least for now. Frankly, these days, I can hold up Yorick's skull, but I donno WTF to say.

1. If I rant, I'm Lady MacBeth. What's to rant? We own baseball's best record. Yeah, okay, Joey Gallo... altogether now, "Gallo hits balls with loving care..."  But rant? I'm sorry. They're giving Gallo a mile-long leash, just to see. One of these days, after some brutal loss, if he doesn't start hitting, he'll wake up - a truly Kafkaesque moment - as a San Diego Padre.

As long as we remain in first - far, far ahead - the Yankees can toy with Gallo and see what happens. Yesterday, it almost worked. He hit a big HR then reverted to the mouse in the pumpkin. The Yankiverse will be watching in Minnesota. If Joey goes 0-for-20, the doomsday clock is ticking. But no matter how deeply I try to summon Shakespearean bile, I cannot complain.

2. There is no lineup tweak to champion. The Yankees have five big reasons why tweaking the lineup doesn't matter. They are: Cole, Severino, Montgomery, Taillon and Cortez. Baseball's best rotation, for now. As long as they keep dominating - (and of course, we wonder if this can last) - it doesn't matter who leads off. Dopey Dildox can lead off. The Yankees are in every game. And they are playing like a team that expects to win.

3. We must dread the usual suspects - Toronto, Tampa and Boston. In the beginning, we mostly feared the Jays. Nothing has changed. We just won eight of ten, and they matched us, stride for stride. Meanwhile, Boston has finally reached the .500 mark. But they are 12 games behind - far more than a bad Fenway weekend series can make up.

4. Okay, let's do some math. The Yankees have played 54 games - exactly one third of the season. They have 108 left to play. If they merely play .500 ball - that is, they win 54 of those 108 - they 'll finish with 93 wins. 

Last year, they won 92, picking up the final Wild Card slot. 

This year, that would be hell. Anything less than winning the AL East would be a massive letdown. That means, over the final two-thirds of the season, we must at least go seven games over .500. 

That would give us 100 victories. Considering the tough AL East, it's hard to imagine Toronto or Tampa matching us. Certainly, not Boston.

The numbers favor us, especially if our pitching continues. Still, it's a long, long slog, and if we crumble, the joy of May could quickly vanish. 

Beginning June 14, about 10 days from now, we play nine straight games against Toronto and Tampa. 

That's when we'll know about Gallo, about our pitching, and about this team.

(A note to the Scottish Yankee fan. A friend of the blog would like to contact you. In a good way. If you read this, contact me at hseely@twcny.rr.com.) 

17 comments:

  1. With the history of these players, it's hard to believe that this pitching staff will not suffer injuries down the road. Still banking on Severino & Cole to win playoff games is like thinking Joe Biden can fix what ails us. I see Duran made his debut for Texas and a HR in second game. If there is ever a Seinfeld reboot, George's father will be saying how did you trade Ezequiel Duran!

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  2. Dear Ann Landers,

    I always disliked Duran Duran. A lot. And for this irrational reason, I am glad we don't have a guy named Duran.

    Signed,
    Miggy in Left

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  3. The Yankees still have a major headache. As The Master might say " Hicks can no longer hit with his sticks."

    By the way, if Michael Anthony, emissary of John Beresford Tipton would like to get in touch with me, please contact El Duque.

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  4. El Duque you done did it...you invoked the name of "The Scottish Play." We're doomed now...

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  5. I know things will fall apart as time rolls along because that's just the nature of the universe. But for the moment, I'm going to enjoy the 2022 Yankees starting rotation. It's a thing of beauty.

    Gerrit Cole
    11 GS, 64.2 IP, 2.78 ERA, 15 BB/81 K

    Nestor Cortes
    10 GS, 60.0 IP, 1.50 ERA, 14 BB/68 K

    Jameson Taillon
    10 GS, 58.2 IP, 2.30 ERA, 5 BB/44 K

    Luis Severino
    10 GS, 55.0 IP, 2.95 ERA, 14 BB/ 61 K

    Jordan Montgomery
    11 GS, 59.2 IP, 3.02 ERA, 10 BB/ 46 K

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  6. Not the time for politics, Celerino.

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  7. And Duque, it's even worse: we have 13 in a row against TB, Toronto, and Houston. The horrible 13, June 14-26. If we should win 7 of those, I think we'll be hard to stop.

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  8. The 2022 Yankees starting rotation...

    The Slaughterhouse 5

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  9. Doug,

    How about Murderers' Throw?

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  11. Do you remember? Do you remember?

    https://johnsterling.blogspot.com/2019/08/temporary-relocation-of-it-is-high.html

    We need to start planning now.

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  12. Zach,

    "Murderers Throw" is a lot better because of how grounded it is in Yankee Lore.

    That should stick!


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  13. I like Murderers Throw.

    But I need to say something over the din of all your chortling. I predicted these of 2022 Yankees would win 80 games. Therefore, they will win 80 games. Joey Fuckface Rotting Albatross Gallo will see to it. The Yanks will not will 54 games over the next two thirds of the season. They will win 41, stymied by Joey Fuckface Rotting Albatross Gallo, Disappearing Hicks, Alavaro Espinoza and the Ghost of Stump Merrill. Lats and elbows and rotator cuffs of Murderers Throw will detonated like a Grucci July 4th fireworks display.

    I feel these things. I feel them deeply and sublimely.

    So cut it out, you chortling gaggle of old goats!

    FUCK! AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO HASN'T LOST THEIR MIND!!??!!!!

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  14. But seriously:

    Do you remember? Do you remember?

    https://johnsterling.blogspot.com/2019/08/temporary-relocation-of-it-is-high.html

    We need to start planning now.

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  15. Anything is better than "The Holy Trinity of Smoke" that the NYPost kept trotting out a few years back.


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  16. Murderers Throw it is!

    Hoss, I’ll sign up for 7-6 for the unlucky 13 right now!

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  17. Here is the thing, Duque; You can't project baseball!

    So translating the wins we have now into a factor of 3X just doesn't fly.

    Each day, the world as we know it can become a mirage or a hot dog.

    The game's afoot. I'll take the hot dog and 95 wins.

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