Coming soon... August Twentyforth, two thousand and twenty three... a date that will live in Yankeinfamy...
THE "IT IS HIGH MARCH FOR JUSTICE" ON THE KREMLIN, YANKEE STADIUM.
That day - that incredible, unforgettable day - we, the bottomless and unhorsed truth-telling fans of IIHIIFIIc, shall overthrow the current Yankee regime of dorks and juju gods... and restore the team to greatness!
To outsiders, this will be the "Mastercard Half-Price Game" against the Washington Nationals, beginning at 1:05 p.m. In fact, it will be the long awaited Double-Secret Second Gathering of the IT IS HIGH NATION, launching the GREAT YANK FAN AWAKENING AND TASTINGS OF FORBIDDEN TRUTH.
Prior to the game, we shall surround the ballpark, clasp hands and levitate the stadium three feet into the air! Then, with precise movements, we will SHAKE the goddamm foundation, causing subservient lackey fans, doofus hangers-on and buttercup front office cabana dandies to puke their almond-milk and tofu power lunches, as they are physically and spiritually forced to contemplate the truest of true Yankee truths.
It's time to show the front office - and the juju gods - who is really running this show.
Immediately, upon taking control of this sorry clown car, we shall institute a ban on all Yankee injuries and out-of-body, walk-off losses.
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August twenty-forth, two thousand and twenty three, the most important date in Yankee history. To join this monumental event, and to meet - up close and personal - some of this site's legendary superstar readers, bloggers, lurkers and thinkers, contact:
motelsign(at)protonmail(dot)com -- OR -- localbargainjerk(at)gmail(dot)com
I'll be there, wearing my "I MOONED BIG PAPI" t-shirt.
WHO'S WITH ME?
Haiku Tuesday:
ReplyDeleteSeason of the Toe
Closely watched it heals real slow
Jackies got to go
Beautiful.
ReplyDeleteSooooo looking forward to this> All HAIL The Master> We've got 99 problems but a pitch aint one!
ReplyDeleteI AM WITH YOU, SIR!! I AM!!
ReplyDeleteUnwavering positivity.
What is the aggregate number of drinks needed to power the aforementioned levitation? Might have to add a few extra for precaution.
ReplyDeleteI'm so sorry That I will miss it.
ReplyDeleteI can't go back into NY or they may serve that little old warrant on me.
I also developed an allergy to NY.
UNWAVERING
ReplyDelete"He's on a roll"
ReplyDelete---Wormer, speaking of Blutarsky, National Lampoon's Animal House
It sounds like it's gonna be loads of fun. I'd love to be there, but duty calls. Work before pleasure. If you have faith the size of a mustard seed, you can move mountains. Keep working on that levitation, we'll get it done one day!
ReplyDeleteLove the Armies of the Night reference, Duque! Let's do it!
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ReplyDeleteHey, Y-D Roger et al --
check out Blatarsky's speech here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFbGv4zQfpM
....it wasn't Wormer muttering in admiration.
They sent a carrier our of Norfolk
ReplyDeleteAnd picked the Yankees up for free
They said that Queens could stay
They blew the Bronx away
And sand Manhattan out at sea!
For those who enjoy a good chuckle,;
ReplyDeleteFuture Blew Jays HOFer, Alex Manoah debuted in Rookie League ball against the Yankees this afternoon..
2.2 IP, 10 H, 11ER, 2HR, 37.13 ERA.
NO TYPOs.
IKF has offered to coach him.
Boonie is quoted as saying, "He only gave up 2 HRs, so he is keeping the ball in the park. He was juuuust missing his spots.He had lots of spin on his 3 Ks."
Carl,
ReplyDeleteWhatever the number is, I believe we'll have it covered.
...before we arrive at the park.
Can't wait to see all you huckleberries again!
Unwavering negativity on Yankees' management.
Unwavering positivity on this huckleberry site with only the brightest Yankee evaluators around. Or the drunkest. Or both.
Re: Manoah. From NJ.com
ReplyDelete“Things got so bad that Manoah chased a Jeremy Peña bunt down the third-base line, fell to one knee, and attempted to blow the ball foul. That’s not allowed, so it immediately was ruled a hit.”
That can’t possibly be true. I don’t know the journalists from the columnists and sarcasm from truth… so… seriously? Like, in a cartoon?
Jackie D. in starting lineup…
ReplyDeleteTalking head on MLB network -- the yankees aren't good at stringing hits together.
ReplyDeleteNo shit Dick Tracy! Where'd you park the prowl car?
Looks like around 700 people there…
ReplyDeleteJohn didn’t even show up.
ReplyDeleteJosh just homered…
ReplyDelete12 year extension!
ReplyDeleteEveryone is asleep
ReplyDeleteIt's ALIVE!
ReplyDeleteThe hitters are definitely asleep.
ReplyDelete...as are the umps. And me in a few minutes.
ReplyDeleteAA,
ReplyDeleteThe dozens of people in the stands are absolutely riveted!
Mongo Santa Maria, AA!
ReplyDeleteYou'll be able to pick out my friends tomorrow by shouting their names.
Maybe - but if I’m too loud the stadium police will take me down
ReplyDeleteApparently you are known to them for some reason.
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing it's not good, like the Yankees' chances tonight.
This team is azz...Thanks Brian
ReplyDeleteSo sorry I missed that epic.
ReplyDeleteCelerino: loved the "Miami 2017" reference!!
One of Billy Joel's most underrated and underplayed songs. The MOST underrated? The spectacular, "Say Goodbye to Hollywood."