Thank you to all of you have reacted favorably to me exposing the horrendous decision made by the corrupt and Soros-backed IT IS HIGH loser, Stang, who nobody likes, in calling the Oakland A's "a tomato can" prior to Monday's pathetic Yankee loss, which we would otherwise have won, if not for the ridiculous mistake of his ignorant juju. Everybody knows that Stang is a whacked-out nut job who makes things up out of thin air, just like he did earlier this year when he predicted the Yankees would win 103 games. Nobody even reads his posts anymore, because they know his decisions are bad, and that he doesn't even know where he is most of the time, because he's brain dead, and IT IS HIGH has become a laughingstock because of posts like Stang's, and many people have said this. I have tried to use juju in the proper way to win ballgames, but it doesn't help when BAD JUJU STANG, who is a puppet of FOOD STAMPS HAL and ALL OF THE OTHERS take cheap shots at the one person here who is practicing juju rightly, ME! Okland is a great team, one of the best! GO YANKEES!
Boy, boy, crazy boy,
ReplyDeleteGet cool, boy.
Got a rocket,
In your pocket,
Keep coolly cool, boy.
Don't get hot,
'Cause man, you got
Some high times ahead.
Take it slow
And, Daddy-o,
You can live it up and die in bed!
Boy, boy, crazy boy,
Stay loose, boy.
Breeze it, buzz it,
Easy does it,
Turn off the juice, boy.
Go man, go,
But not like a yoyo schoolboy.
Just play it cool, boy,
Real cool.
"Everybody knows that (insert the name of anyone here) is a whacked-out nut job who makes things up out of thin air..."
ReplyDeleteDuque, I can only hope that you're trying triple double inverse backwards upside down inside out ujuj.
Concern about the Master's health has all of us on the brown acid.
....now I have to get back to the war room. Inspector Clouseau is waiting for me.
I anticipate a fascinating payoff between E.D. and STANG.
ReplyDeleteWhat could these two rascals be up to?
Perhaps the recent reports coming out of Syracuse are to blame, and if so - this to will pass, allegedly within 10 days.
(32wq99)
Wash it down with Soup
Mighty Tasty Minestrone
Careful with your Burps
We need a match in the Octagon to settle this...
ReplyDeleteI CALL FOR A GAG ORDER! DUQUE IS PUTTING ME AND MY FAMILY IN DANGER!
ReplyDeleteNaked mud wrestling it is - in a giant pool of Lena Blackburne Baseball Rubbing Mud - televised via a time portal so it’s broadcast during an episode of Chiller Theater…
ReplyDeletehttps://youtu.be/H01RbLdQiik?si=_FkvM2XkSfi6TQgD
I have it on good authority that Brian Cashman was actually arrested on unrevealed federal charges several years ago, and has been wearing an ankle bracelet ever since! When the time is right, HANK STEINBRENNER—who is not really dead, just in hiding—will come forward and take over the team again!!! Cashman will be tried before a jury of his fellow baseball executives, and tossed into a pit of bubbling invective!
ReplyDelete—Hankanon
Scary stuff, kids.
ReplyDeleteTRUTH, HOSS! #TRUTH
ReplyDeleteWe're hitting tonight.
ReplyDeleteJM - at least our pitching tonight has been dominant so far . . . (ok - maybe not)
ReplyDeleteSince we're probably stuck at 4 runs, we'd better hope that Oakland is done scoring, too.
ReplyDeleteStang,
ReplyDeleteIf you feel you are in danger, please get some protection.
I recommend the Series 4 De-Atomizer for home use. Be careful not to aim it at things you want to keep.
Rufus, is that protection ribbed for extra pleasure? Just asking out of curiosity.
ReplyDeleteMarinara looks good so far. So naturally Boone is pulling him so Ferguson can give up the lead. Good plan, Boonie.
Here comes Clay Holmes…
ReplyDeleteYankees Win!!!
ReplyDeleteThanks, ump!
ReplyDeleteFrom MLB.com
ReplyDeleteINF DJ LeMahieu (non-displaced fracture of right foot)
LeMahieu exited a Minor League game with Double-A Somerset after one inning on April 23, with the club announcing that LeMahieu will return to New York for examination on April 24 due to soreness in his right foot.
Expected Return: TBD
The Yankees have been outscored so far in this series by the worst team in the majors, the Philadelphia/Kansas City/Oakland/Sacramento/Las Vegas MacGillicuddy Athletic Club Elephants.
ReplyDeleteThey're certain to finish April with a winning record. Check back at the end of May.
JM, the Series 4 De-Atomizer is ribbed for a pleasure -- but only for the giver, not the receiver. YRMV
The court of public opinion is filled with farts.
ReplyDeleteLet's all evacuate these premises.
Fuck Hal, Fuck Boone, Fuck Brian and Blitzen...
Hear here!!
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