It is high, it is far, it is... caught!

The Bean Eaters sign the hurler to a minor league deal . Which is great news for the restaurants of Pawtucket. Enjoy the ride from Anaheim .

Bartolo Colon is a Redsock. Everything is going according to our plan. MWAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

In fact, he has really "turned some heads, " according to pitching coach John Farrell. (Not that there's anything wrong with t...

Seeing as how we've got a movie theme going on here ...

Laura Bush... "HAIRSPRAY." Jessica Canseco... "SUPERBAD." Debbie Clemens... "A MIGHTY HEART." Suzyn Waldman.....

Manager Ned Yost spent all winter coming up with this idea: catcher Jason Kendall might bat ninth this year! What's next, a racing bratw...

Joe Torre... "I'M NOT THERE." Roger Clemens... "THERE WILL BE BLOOD." Henry Waxman... "THE SAVAGES" Brian ...

Big news from Tampa... "More than a few players were caught outside in the bullpen when the clouds opened up, yet only two -- veteran M...

As professional Yankeeologists, we are sworn to uphold the highest ideals of fandom. But in a time when the "news" media throws mo...

Thus far, the daffiest paragraph of the spring. Read it 9 or 10 times. Savor it. George King on King George: "The Boss, at 77, isn'...

Salomon Eduardo Manriquez. Salomon. Eduardo. Manriquez. How dare you? How dare you send a ball leaving the hand of The Savior of Port St. Lu...

John, Senator, dude... First, what’s with the lobby chick? She looks like Ali McBeal after taking control of The Cosmic Cube. (Hm-mm, that ...

If so, we are in deep... wait a minute! Wrong one ! Whew!

Just read the headline on this investigative, undercover, blow-the-lid-off Post exclusive :

In the Daily Planet, trouble for the Ramblin' Rocket. Big John Law is sniffing the trail … Their leads could include new photographic e...

ITEM! A warm Sterling welcome to new blogmates Wailin' Suzyn and a second mystery man whose handle we don't know because he hasn...

Another shocking story out of Yankee training camp ... Bobby Abreu has arrived and he's IN GREAT SHAPE !!!!

Here's the ominous lead to a story in today's Star-Tribune: "One of the more interesting position battles in recent Twins histo...

While Yank writers comb every A-Rod fart for perjury, making spring interviews look like chess games between Tim Russert and Death, the lapt...

The fantasy talking heads at ESPN project that Bobby Abreu's assault on Steve Balboni's mark of 41 homers as a Yankee will spill o...