Wednesday, November 15, 2023

Let's come to grips with some things the Yankees MUST NOT do

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The franchise is tottering, our enemies are chuckling, and Brian Cashman is becoming an angry, dwarf eunuch who shouts NSFW truths at childr...
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Tuesday, November 14, 2023

Giancarlo, Non Si Puo Stoparlo!

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  From the  Department of  " Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse ", comes a h eadline from USA Today: Giancarlo St...
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The terrifying reality of 2024: The Yankees must trust Brian Cashman to cut a deal for Juan Soto

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Okay, parlor game: Imagine that IT IS HIGH invents a time machine.  So, whadda we do...?  Obviously, we set the Wayback to 2001 and stop the...
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Monday, November 13, 2023

Holy cow! Our new hitting coach is an actual major league coach!

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Will wonders never fucking cease?  
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Welcome to Chump City

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  Congratulations to the New Jersey/New York Gotham FC, our new, local, pro sports champion! I have to admit that I have never seen a single...
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Wow. New York sports is in an absolute shambles.

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Okay, this is a Yank blog, and I strive to sniff the grindstone, even when the future is hopeless, like - well - now...   But, seriously, wh...
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Sunday, November 12, 2023

The NY Post leads the way on austerity: Yanks should double down on 2023! Maybe, this time, it'll work!

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The 2023 Starr Insurance Yankees finished 19 games behind Baltimore.  Last time we landed so far out, it was 1992: the year Bill Clinton was...
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Saturday, November 11, 2023

Murdoch Post tells Hal what he wants to hear...

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  ...As does noted Hal-booster Alphonso ! 
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Suggested Game Promotions for the 2024 Yankees

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Brian Cashman Bobblehead Night: First 100 ex-Yankees in attendance will receive an authentic bobblehead reproduction of GM Brian Cashman, n...
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Friday, November 10, 2023

The Only Road ...

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 The Yankees cannot give up what little remains of the dying, fallow farm for one player. Soto, the Japanese pitcher, the other Japanese guy...
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"He crossed lines that have never been crossed before... A Yankee executive does not talk like that publicly, does not use expletives like that, does not have that kind of mouth when the camera’s rolling.... You cannot tell me that what Brian did yesterday is good for the Yankee brand.”

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  Michael Kay just fired upon Brian Cashman.
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Punchless

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In the last couple of weeks the IIHIIF...c brain trust has done an outstanding job of identifying the issues with both the team and the fron...
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If you were Brian "Effing" Cashman, you'd be cursing, too. Should the Yankees consider "a rebuilding year?"

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These days, one look at the famous Starr Insurance Yankees conjures the Ultimate Question: What. The. Fuck. How did we reach such a dark and...
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Thursday, November 9, 2023

Breaking News! Official Unofficial IIHIIFII...c Audit Results—Expectations

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  Following up on the “Findings” and “Recommendations” sections of their completely unauthorized, unwanted, and unprofessional audit of the ...
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Trump gets nasty with Nestor, and Cashman gets nasty with fans

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In case you missed it, Donald Trump last night welcomed Nestor Cortes to his Florida rally, and I gotta think it helps Agent Orange more tha...
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Wednesday, November 8, 2023

Breaking News! Official IIHIIFII...c Audit Results, Part II—Recommendations

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  With rhetorical chaos swirling around the New York Yankees today, the Less-than-official Auditors of the team, IIHIIFII…c Business Consult...
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Sinking Ship

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From yesterday's press conference... On rumors: “First and foremost, is that true? Or is that somebody that’s just gotten in a bad momen...
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The Bronx F-Bombers: Cashman cries "$%#@%"

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Okay, shoot me.  Go ahead, put me down. Make it fast. Because just when you thought it could not get worse... well... go ahead, fire away.  ...
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