It is high, it is far, it is... caught!

Spoiler alert: I saw the movie. Tex gets the shot, it restores his super powers, he beats Zod, beds Lady Gaga, wins the big game and - uh-...

... but if you didn't notice, Chien-Ming Wang pitched Sunday for the Blue Jays. Threw strikes, Seven shutout innings. And, oh, by t...

Excuse me, but I need to soak my head in a bucket of ice water. We held on - fingers to chalkboard - to beat the Los Angeles, California...

There is bar on the upper west side called, " Hell and Chico's. "  Who could resist? Dark walnut bartop, brass bar rails...

History tells us that these things happen to empires. The Mayans disappeared. The Spanish Armada sank. Springsteen put out Devils and Dust. ...

Let's be candid and objective. The last international Ju-Ju worked like a charm.  For a while. We were 6-1 or 6-2 under its spel...

Somebody look at Josh Reddick. Please.  Swisher: Baseball or Faceball? For whatever it's worth: I think the Yankees should acqui...

Why not? We already destroyed the sanctity of marriage , the U.S. economy and the national pastime.  Feminists hate us. We beat up women...

The trade deadline looms. Cashman and his crew of misguided staffers can yet build a fantasy that the Yankees can still win this thing. ...

Since winning games and staying in the race requires a bit of wishful thinking right now, let's deal with a few hard facts: 1.  Du...

Chris Bootcheck, the 34-year-old lugnut from Scranton - by way of Anaheim and Yokohama Bay, Japan - soldiered in last night, to not only p...

Secret phone rings in the office of Hal Steinbrenner:  Chirp, chirp, chirp... Hello? Hal, this is Brian.  I need to talk to you abou...

TAMPA _ Doctors yesterday cleared Yankee captain Derek Jeter to begin absorbing copious amounts of alcohol, after he watched 18 innings of...

... and for the first time in history, the Old Timers' Day game is likely to be a shutout. Homer Bush might at least steal a ba...

The Union of Concerned Yankee Fans today announced that the world has rolled one tick closer to Steinmageddon. 

Stash canned food. Board the windows. Turn out the lights. Aim for the heads. Remember: Unless the bullet pierces the brain, the zombies j...

...and if you read him often enough to know how level headed he is, it reads like a murder indictment: The Yankees didn’t just lose Thu...

Rupert Murdoch , 82, is getting a divorce from his wife of 14 years, Wendi Deng Murdoch, 44. How should the NY Post report this?  Fo...

Beat this, Lohud.