Friday, September 25, 2020

Virtual Baseball: Yanks Win Again, Cut Lead to Two! Wall Street Burns as Trump Snorkels! Pangolin House Closed After Big Party at the Stadium.

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  In a wild night of baseball, the Red Bear market, and suspect foreign delicacies, the virtual New York Yankees emerged as the big winner, ...
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The Yankees are stuck in an alternative universe, captive to forces that might destroy all reality, and other thoughts about this damned team

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Last night, in the sixth inning, I accidentally hit a glitch in the Matrix, one of those off-ramp worm holes in the universal space-and-time...
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Thursday, September 24, 2020

You will get your wish......

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It is over Duque.  The season, that is.  Boone will start his " A" team in the playoffs, and they will not "go through" ...
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Virtual Baseball: Happ Scraps Cheaters, Yanks Still Three Back. Wall Street Wolves Rally at Pangolin House.

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FROM THE CRAZED COMPUTER OF HORACECLARKE66 Suddenly rejuvenated starter virtual J.A. Happ pitched a complete game Wednesday night, shutting ...
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Crapping the bad: Yanks pick Buffalo and the Blue Jays for sloppiest game of 2020

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Rather than relive the complete agony of last night's 14-1 Yankee debacle - a loss with genuine playoff implications - Sherman, set the ...
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Wednesday, September 23, 2020

If Minnesota chases down the White Sox, the Yankees can confront their Great Mistakes of this new millennium.

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Ladies and gentlemen, please direct your attention to the center-placed graphic located just below this lede, in the main IT IS HIGH concour...
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Tuesday, September 22, 2020

More Fun Facts About Buffalo!

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  By HoraceClarke66 All right, I’m running out of things to say about the City of Light, Upstate New York version.    What most interest...
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Virtual Baseball: Defiant Yankees Win Again, Cut Lead to 3 Games. Red Bear Market Continues to Run Amok!

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By HoraceClarke66 Virtual Ma Boone defied a direct order from eagle-wary Yankees GM Brian Cashman that he start Cessa tonight “and stop all...
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The Mets Will Always Be In Contention

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By HoraceClarke66      In 2019, your New York Mets played almost two whole months of passable baseball.   After starting August 4 th at 5...
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Virtual Baseball: The Master Is Back! Cole Train Steamrolls the Cheatstros! Wall Street in Freefall!

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In virtual baseball today, what rough beast, its hour come round at last, slouches toward Toronto?    “Why, I’m that rough beast, althou...
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A bad week could send the Yankees to Minnesota, where HRs die at the track

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One of humankind's great paradoxes is how "the biggest game of the season (TM)" constantly shifts. For example, tonight: Gerri...
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Monday, September 21, 2020

Are we being too hard on "The Office Boy," "Coops," "Brain," Brian Cashman?

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FROM THE MAGICAL KEYBOARD OF HORACECLARKE66... Words that I never thought I would find myself writing. But with Saturday night’s win, your N...
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We'll soon know if Deivi Garcia is our October surprise

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Yesterday, a site called  Last Word on Sports posted this remarkably ill-timed, pre-game thought. Nerves, anxiety, and adrenaline are a few...
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Virtual Baseball: Yanks Lose Another One Just Like the Other One. Is This the End???

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By HoraceClarke66 The virtual Toronto Blue Jays completed a three-game sweep of the Yankees today at the Margaret Trudeau Dome this afternoo...
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Sunday, September 20, 2020

Are we being too hard on (The Office Boy) (Coops) (Brain) Brian Cashman?

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By HoraceClarke66 Words that I never thought I would find myself writing. But with Saturday night’s win, your New York Yankees clinched th...
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Virtual Baseball: Azure Fowl Down Superman and Clarke! Yanks 4 Back With 8 to Play— Cashman Concedes.

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By HoraceClarke66, whose computer is a bad boy. The virtual New York Yankees' division title hopes took a giant step backwards tonight, ...
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Make no mistake: Without Clint Frazier, the Yankees would be in trouble

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Behold, the Yankee beautistics: I direct your attention to RBIs, the $$$ number, where Cool Hand Luke Voit stands atop the pile by a George ...
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Saturday, September 19, 2020

A short remembrance

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Thursday morning, my cousin's husband died. He was funny, abrupt in a funny way, and took care of his wife in a loving and fun-loving wa...
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What is a Yankee worth?

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Cameo, the service that lets you buy a short video greeting from someone richer, more famous, and better than you, has built an impressive r...
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Virtual Domeball: Yanks' Slide into Hell Continues! Cessa What a Messa! Bombers Lose Sixth Straight, Drop Three Back. Is There No God???

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From HoraceClarke66's troubled computer connection... In a silly and sloppy game, the virtual New York Yankees, playing in their second ...
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