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Sunday, May 19, 2024

Another Top 10 groovy, copasetic takeaways from yesterday's Yankee win, because you don't change mouthwash during a win streak... ranked.

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 1. We won. 2. We won with Judge, Verdugo, Rizzo and Torres fanning 9 times (out of 12 ABs) and contributing one measly single. Still the Ya...
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Saturday, May 18, 2024

Top 10 blathering takeaways from last night's Yankee victory, because you don't change anything during a streak... ranked.

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  1. We won. 2. The ever-changing Zone of Death Abundance Damage went 5-13 and scored 4 runs. When Judge and Stanton homer in the same game...
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Friday, May 17, 2024

Game Thread: Yankees vs. White Sox

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  At least until the Knick game starts.
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What's wrong with this picture?

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  Besides the obvious? Even after managing to finally squeeze out a win against Philly last night, the New York Mets are still in fourth pla...
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Top 10 ridiculously upbeat takeaways from yesterday's Yankee victory, ranked, (because you don't change underwear during a streak)

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 1. We won. 2. Anthony Blinken Volpe has reached magical .270 BA, fulcrum point of global stardom that separates the  careers of Kissinger a...
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Thursday, May 16, 2024

Top 10 buttery, melt-in-your-mouth observations following last night's delicious Yankee win, ranked.

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  1. We won. 2. Zone of Death  Abundance (yellow) went 9 for 20 with three runs, three RBIs. Rizzo neutered, only Yank to go hitless.  3. Aa...
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Wednesday, May 15, 2024

Top 10 gloriously optimistic takeaways following last night's hummungus Yankee victory, ranked.

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1. We won. 2. Zone of Death (yellow) - a veritable bridge collapse two weeks ago in Baltimore - has come alive: 7 for 23, four runs, three R...
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Tuesday, May 14, 2024

BREAKING NEWS! JuJu Coup Crushes "The New York Spring."

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  "The New York Spring," which looked, briefly, as though it might be the most successful sporting spring New York City had ever h...
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TRAITORS!

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THIS ABOMINATION WILL NOT BE IGNORED. ELECTIONS ARE COMING THIS NOVEMBER. THROW THESE BUMS OUT.  
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Brand new, high-tech stats show that Giancarlo Stanton is having a great year; we must be hallucinating otherwise

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Great news, Yank faithful: You're wrong again! In your deluded, anti-science delirium, you may have somehow conjured up the brain worm n...
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Monday, May 13, 2024

MLB All-Don-Martin-Sound-Effects Team!

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1B    John Kruk 2B    Frank Sigafoos SS    Sibby Sisti 3B    Wayne Krenchicki LF    Mark Funderburk CF    Richie Zisk RF    Louis Sockalexis...
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Top 10 mirthful takeaways from Sunday's masterful Yankee victory, ranked.

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1. We won.  2. Yank Zone of Death (in yellow) came alive: 8-for-21 with 6 RBIs.  3. Now with 10 HRs, ump-scourge Aaron Judge - aka "Fur...
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Sunday, May 12, 2024

Top 10 ugly takeaways from Saturday's brutal Yankee loss, ranked

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  1. We lost.  2. You know it's hopeless when, by the 7th, the YESsers are gobbling about the stable of Olympian stars in injury rehab. ...
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Saturday, May 11, 2024

Hubris.

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  SPOILER ALERT: If you have never seen this movie— The Sweet Smell of Success , starring Burt Lancaster and Tony Curtis—stopping reading im...
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10 gushing takeaways from Friday night's big Yankee win, ranked according to delightfulness

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1. We won. 2. Yank Zone of Death ( yellow) went 4-18, but Rizzo drove in both runs. 3. Verdugo still hasn't hit since fatherhood. Guy i...
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Friday, May 10, 2024

Game Thread: Caption Contest

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Top 10 depressing takeaways from yesterday's loss, ranked

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1. We lost. 2. Zone of Death (in yellow) returned. Yeah, Judge homered (and hit a GIDP),  but you felt the air hissing out as soon as Verdu...
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Thursday, May 9, 2024

Stroman blowin'

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No Sho.

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This has been The Week That Was for New York teams—and it's only Thursday! The plucky Knicks—never thought I would put those two words t...
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Top 10 Yankee happy talk reasons to celebrate last night's win, ranked

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1. We won. 2. Judge & Soto: 6 for 10, 8 RBIs. "Judge & Jury" or "Soto & Uh-Oh." 3. Yanks' lineup has nob...
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