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Sunday, July 29, 2007

Jesus Toucheth them All

Seventeen-year-old Jesus Montero, the millionaire future Yankee savior, hit HOME RUN NUMBER TWO for the Gulf Coast team Saturday.

Dead centerfield.

Or as John Sterling someday will say....

It is high... it is holy... IT ART IN HEAVEN.

Amen.

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