"That's MR. Rodriguez To You, Piniella."

New York Magazine reported on Sunday that the Yankees third baseman could end up with the Chicago Cubs next season with a blockbuster contract that includes an ownership stake in the team.

Report: A-Rod Could Become Player/Owner With Cubs

Update: It would be against MLB rules, apparently, unless they defer A-Rod's stake until after he retires. Plus, A-Rod says it isn't true, and so does his agent, Scott Boras. And if you can't believe every word out of an agent's mouth, then what good is anything?