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Sunday, October 21, 2007

10 Options for Joe Torre, at age 67

1. Manage Pittsburgh Pirates.
2. Announce baseball games.
3. Corporate spokesman.
4. Write kiss-and-tell memoirs.
5. Greeter: Mohegan Sun International.
6. New Liz Taylor husband/caregiver.
7. Infomercials for “Garden Weasel”
8. Counter work in fast-food industry.
9. Sell vital organs for cash.
10. Fight homeless guys for wine in college frat parties.

1 comment:

Stang said...

11. Baseball Tonight.

But he'd prefer 7 through 10.