Traitor Tracker: .263 (No All-Star)

Traitor Tracker: .263 (No All-Star)
Last year, this date: .295 (Starter, All-Star)

Monday, May 26, 2008

NASA Probe Finds Evidence of Life on Yankees

BREAKING-BREAKING-BREAKING...


Top scientists at NASA say photographs from the Phoenix probe, which is exploring unexplained regions of the galaxy, suggest that the New York Yankee baseball club -- believed to be barren and devoid of life -- may in fact be teaming with microbial interactions and sentient beings.


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Jason looks as if his "friend" is squeezing something on Jason a little too aggressively.