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Sunday, November 9, 2008

Andy Boards the Freedom Train


With one mighty flick of his freedom Bic, Andy of Houstonberry hath said unto the world:

"I am no longer bound by the chains of Yankeehood.


"From this day on, I declare myself a free man.


"Henceforth, you shall know me as Andrew Pettitte... the free and active agent.

"And all of ye who may seek to confine me, know this: I shall play for whomever I wish. And ye shalt pay well for each of my throws.

"For... I... am... free.

"And, hopefully, I shall soon toil again as Yankee stock, without deepened cut of salary. And though my chains may again be rigid and binding, I shalt remember the brief moment when I hath lived free."

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