It is high, it is far, it is... caught!: Jesus Straineth Groineth

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Monday, March 2, 2009

Jesus Straineth Groineth

Posted by el duque at 5:58 AM

Montero sacrificed himself trying to stop a wild pitch.

Cruel, God. Cruel.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...: Don't despair.

Mary and Joseph will soon arrive to bring comfort to his groin and heal it.; March 2, 2009 at 10:22 AM
Anonymous said...: Please stop sucking at catching my lord. We need you there.; March 2, 2009 at 10:48 AM

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