Traitor Tracker: .263 (No All-Star)

Traitor Tracker: .263 (No All-Star)
Last year, this date: .295 (Starter, All-Star)

Sunday, March 29, 2009

JETER PINKY SAID TO BE RECOVERING

BREAKING _ Team officials say the swollen pinky of Yankee Captain Derek Jeter is resting comfortably this evening. No further medical updates will be forthcoming.

2 comments:

Stang said...

Amputate.

FAKE SUPERFRANKENSTEIN said...

I thought we agreeed there would be no innuendos utilized on this blog !!!

A "swollen pinkie?"

Since when was it ever called that?