Traitor Tracker: .263 (Not an All-Star)

Traitor Tracker: .263 (Not an All-Star)
Last year, this date: .291 (All-Star Starter)

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Tragic Death of Natasha Richardson Should Give All Yankee Fans Pause to Call for the Beaning of Youkilis

This week, we learned the grim reality: Any blunt head trauma can prove fatal.

We offer our condolences to the family of Natasha Richardson.

Her death has prompted a little soul-searching about the way we've called for beanings of a certain Redsock.

FOR THE RECORD: WE HEREBY RESCIND OUR CALLS FOR THE VIOLENT, POTENTIALLY FATAL BEANING OF KEVIN YOUKILIS.

Neck. We say... Think neck.

Square on the neck. Windpipe. Adam's apple. Vocal chords.

Yes. A 98-mph lead grenade to the old voicebox ought to make him sing a different tune -- and at a higher octave, too, heh heh.

No more Youkilis beanings!

IT'S CLOTHESLINE TIME, BABY!

MUTE THE YOUK!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is a prudent, mature and reasonable call.

WTF???

Stang said...

Or we could just look at him funny and his ankles will go out.

Anonymous said...

I think the wrist is the spot the Red sox always aim for on Derek.