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Thursday, April 23, 2009
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- Knicks 60
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Mets 156
Knicks 123.5
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NFL 23.5
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Rangers 4
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Golf 1.5
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Yankees 152
Mets 132
Giants 123.5
Jets 55
Mets 132
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Jets 55
NFL w (Super Bowl) 52
Knicks 51MLB (w/World Series) 46
Covid 37
Nets 20
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Rangers 8.5
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NCAA football 4
Olympics 2.5
Patrick Ewing w Covid 2
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NCAA basketball 2
NASCAR racism 2
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Len Dykstra disgrace 1
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Mets 190.5
Giants 87.2
Jets 68
Knicks 67.5
NFL 30.5
NCAA basketball 20.5
Nets 15
Golf 6
Big Papi shooting 3.5
Mets 190.5
Giants 87.2
Jets 68
Knicks 67.5
NFL 30.5
NCAA basketball 20.5
Nets 15
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NBA Playoffs 6Golf 6
Kentucky Derby 4
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NCAA football 3.5
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Bryce Harper 2
Bob Kraft sex ring 2
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NFL Playoffs 18
NCAA basketball 14.5
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NCAA Football 6
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Giants 110.5
Mets 109
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NFL Playoffs 16.5
March Madness 16
World Series 11
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Rangers 10
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NBA Playoffs 5
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