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Jets 68
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I can corroborate Manny's visit, too.
Even Manny wouldn't use "I can't get it up" as a public excuse to juice. Verdict: INNOCENT.
FREE MANNY!
It's also used to combat gynecomastia. Just sayin'.
(in support of) Don & Remy
Holy shit. It's "similar to Clomid". Have you ever dealt with a woman on Clomid? No wonder he was so ... irritable last year.
D&R
You can bet your bottom dollar that Bob Dole is relieved that the Senate didn't have as tough a drug policy as MLB does.
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