Take Me Out to the Ballgame, revised Yankee lyrics

Altogether now...

Take me out to the ballgame,

Take me out to the suite,

Peel me a grape in my private box,

I don’t care if it costs me Fort Knox.

For it's loot-loot-loot that I'm good for,

Inside my new pleasure dome,

I'll pay ONE, TWO, THREE hundred grand!

And I'll still stay home.