Yankee Organizational Meetings Get Underway

"Topics to be discussed include whether the Yankees should make a bid to acquire Toronto ace Roy Halladay, the interest level in re-signing Hideki Matsui and Johnny Damon, and looking at other free agents such as pitcher John Lackey and outfielder Matt
Holliday."

IMPORTANT: SOMEONE PLEASE POST THIS MESSAGE AT THE YANKEE ORGANIZATIONAL MEETINGS.

I am dying. I have an incurable disease. I have 11, maybe 12 months to live. I have one request of you, who call yourselves the Yankees.

Sign John Lackey.

If obey this poor man's request, I guarantee that you will win the 2010 World Championship, regardless of whether the Redsocks get Roy Halladay.

Sign John Lackey.

Sign. John. (Cough.) Lackey.

My heart, my heart... please... going dark... sign johnlakcey...