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Saturday, February 20, 2010

Jesus Montero Tops Our List of Prospects

Eveybody's doing it. Why not us?

OUR BEST PROSPECTS FOR 2010

1. Jesus Montero
2. Attend community College
3. Work at Best Buy
4. Marsha in Accounting
5. Austin Romine
6. Sell computers to old people
7. Hold up McDonalds Drive-Thru's
8. Join U.S. Army
9. Create money-making blog!
10. Fight hoboes for wine at college frat parties.

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