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Sunday, March 21, 2010

Jesus Banished to Scranton


The Scrantonites of the mines
and the Wilkes Barrians of thy cheap suburban codes,
shalt hath a new leader in the year 2010,

2 comments:

Earl Earl Earl Earl Earl said...

Jesus will rise again....

Pope Alph !V said...

I think he'll emerge every easter and go 2-3.