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Friday, June 18, 2010

Dammit, ARod, everybody, here... take this!

Grandy, I've got just the man for you...

Enjoy yourself. When you're sleeping
with Cheney, you're a real Bush Ranger.
And dammit, Arod, you know what you need?
You need to forget the Hollywood starlets and settle
down with a nice life partner.
How about.... Henry Waxman!

1 comment:

Joe De Pastry said...

I said it before and I'll say it again: A-Weird and Lady Gaga would be perfect together.