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Saturday, August 7, 2010

How well do you know the 2010 Yankees? Take today's Yankee quiz!!!

1. New Yankee Lance Berkman is ...

A. Having a hard time adjusting to American League pitching
B. Struggling to keep his focus as a DH instead of playing the field
C. A Red Sox plant sent to destroy us from the inside

2. We acquired Kerry Wood to ...
A. Be the "Bridge to Mariano"
B. Shore up our middle-inning relief options
C. Star in a "don't let this happen to you" film to show Joba

3. We acquired Austin Kearns to ...
A. ... uh ... well
B. To be honest, I haven't a clue
C. Seriously, I'm drawing a blank here. Anyone figure this out yet?

4. Joe Buck and Tim McCarver are ...
A. Morons

5. Alex Rodriguez's injury on Saturday ...
A. Gave Yankee fans a scare
B. Showed why a good bench is crucial in a pennant race
C. Made Derek Jeter's day

2 comments:

Mikegyro said...

C
C
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Anonymous said...

1C He is Theo's spy
2C
3D Cashman thinks he is better then Marcus Thames.
4A How are they still working?
5D Look at question 1 answer C

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