Traitor Tracker: .263 (No All-Star)

Traitor Tracker: .263 (No All-Star)
Last year, this date: .295 (Starter, All-Star)

Saturday, April 16, 2011

10 Reasons to be hopeful for Yankees

1. The Redsocks.

2. A-Rod.

3. Bartolo Colon.

4. Gustavo Molina still looking good.

5. KATE!

6. TRUMP! FUKKER'S EVERYWHERE!

7. Hydrofracking! Cut me the check!

8. "All My Children" canceled! Rat-bastard soap needed to die.

9. Deficit solved! Just privatize Medicare! Cut me the check!

10. Eric Chavez.

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