What made Kim Jong ill?
Where had Nathan lain?
What gives you faith, Hill?
Where’s the john, McCain?
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When is Barney frank?
Whom did Albert gore?
Who made Hillary swank?
Who drew Barrymore?
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Who paid the bill, O’Reilly?
What made Orlando bloom?
Why was Tavis smiley?
Where’s the Brit, Hume?
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What made Russell crow?
What was Peyton manning?
Why did you rob Lowe?
Who was Dakota fanning?
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What gave Nancy grace?
What did Ethan hawk?
Who did Chevy chase?
How’s the kid, Rock?
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Where was Christopher walkin’?
What was Kevin bakin’?
What cracks were Macauly caukin’?
Why was Clay achin’?
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Can’t we all just Cher?
Who gave Steve jobs?
Where’s the gym, Leher?
Where’s the loo, Dobbs?
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Let’s stretch Howie long!
Let’s make Diana crawl!
Quick, let’s lance Armstrong!
And then we’ll rush Limbaugh!
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4 comments:
I laughed, I cried.
The Pulitzer committee shall hear of this.
Kinda makes you think, doesn't it....
Mary Mother of Jesus, that was classic. How you haven't won a Nobel Peace Prize is fuckin' beyond me....
Suck It,
Signed
Rush
Have a heart, Seely.
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