Jeet, Minka, caught in French liplock

For starters, let's forget about the fact that they're smooching in public. If anybody doubts that el Capitan is a hooked trout, consider this: He is touring art museums with her.

That's right, comrades. St. Jetersburg is about to have a new sheriff.

Shhhh, just listen, and you can hear it... Tisch. Tisch. Tisch. (And I am not referring to any part-owner of the New York Giants.) It's over.

See those planes, kid? It wasn't those planes that brought down the beast. It was beauty that killed the beast.