Traitor Tracker: .263 (No All-Star)

Traitor Tracker: .263 (No All-Star)
Last year, this date: .295 (Starter, All-Star)

Monday, January 30, 2012

Phil Hughes has become a monster

Posted by el duque at 11:17 AM

That's the party line from those who have seen him/it. Following his disappointing 2011 season, Hughes chose to expose himself to experimental green gamma rays, inalterably altering the composition of his DNA. The results have been astounding -- fortunately.

On other occasions, the controversial treatment has backfired.

1 comment:

bennyboy said...

Maybe Bartolo helped him get those special vitamins.

January 30, 2012 at 1:20 PM

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