Traitor Tracker: .263 (No All-Star)

Traitor Tracker: .263 (No All-Star)
Last year, this date: .295 (Starter, All-Star)

Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Following in the footsteps of Richie Sexson, Russell Branyan is a Yankee

The Yankees today signed Russell Branyan, the all-or-nuthin (usually the latter) 3B, just in case Arod tries to date Madonna again, because she'd chew him up like a chutney chicken.

It's reminiscent of the time they signed They Yankee Mayfly...

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