Uncle Arod and Aunt Fabulous Moolah take his 20-year-old niece shopping in NYC. The kid goes Kardashian. Pow. Slam. Ka-ching. He flashes his super-Trump platinum card. They haul home $17,000 in designer bangware. The mom sees it and turns “Grapes of Wrath.” She says, “You’re corrupting my baby!” They take it back. The trendy store says: All sales final. Uncle Arod disputes the charge. But it’s not Toronto, where all you have to do is yell “Ha!” and they drop the pop-up. They tell him to take a hike.
Ryan Braun would end up owning the store.
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Tuesday, March 20, 2012
A-Rod stiffed by hoity-toity sexytime girlie thingy store
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