Traitor Tracker: .263 (No All-Star)

Traitor Tracker: .263 (No All-Star)
Last year, this date: .295 (Starter, All-Star)

Saturday, June 30, 2012

Kuroda officially becomes a Yankee

Posted by el duque at 3:09 PM

This afternoon, he plunked Youkilis.

3 comments:

Stang said...

According to Suzyn, this was the 15th time Youkilis was ever plunked by Yankee pitching. And a 15 Minute Call could save you 15 percent or more on car insurance.

June 30, 2012 at 10:31 PM
pepitone said...

The event caused a spike in the sale of "I BRAKE FOR YOUKLIS BEANINGS" tee shirts at the Cafe Press.

July 1, 2012 at 9:54 AM
JM said...

Different sox, same Youk. I wonder if there isn't some kind of magnetic field around him that attracts pitches thrown by Yankees. Perhaps that would explain his repeatedly plunkings and near-plunkings. The ability to attract hard, round objects may be a mutant ability of some kind, making the big Y the first of the baseball X-Men.

Certainly, the strange, creepy beard had helped make the mutant case, but with its disappearance, the theory has less physically identifiable credibility. Aside from yet another plunking.

July 2, 2012 at 3:59 AM

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