10 things the Yankees are looking for at the trade deadline

1. Solid, hard-hitting 4th catcher for Scranton.

2. Good $4 cigar.

3. Amelia Earhart.

4. Brett Gardner's chiropractor.

5. Godot.

6. Redsock fan with sense of hope.

7. Cure for cancer.

8. Life on Mars.

9. Secret to Justin Bieber's popularity.

10.  Mr. Goodbar.