Traitor Tracker: .263 (No All-Star)

Traitor Tracker: .263 (No All-Star)
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Friday, January 10, 2014

Baseball phrases that could describe the Chris Christie bridge scandal

He was caught napping, ran through a stop sign, and left a lot of people stranded.

If you're scoring at home, it was a two-lane error.

Also, look at him: He uses double-chin music.

4 comments:

KD said...

Since my Gov loves Obama so much (who can forget their PDAs on the boardwalk after Sandy hit?), let's give this scandal an Obama-esqe moniker: Fat and Furious.

George Mitchell said...

Christie has Kelly, on the phone to the pen. Looks like it will be the closer, Wildstein.

Unsustainable BABIP said...

Chris Christie -- the bridge to the ninth.

joe de pastry said...

He looks like Bartolo Colon!