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Thursday, May 15, 2014

Pope to undergo Tommy John surgery

The mysterious worldwide outbreak continues.

In this case, they're blaming the Pope's split-finger fastball (shown right), which is said to put "god-awful" pressure on the elbow.

The right-hander will be soft-tossing in six months, hopefully back by Easter.

The Cardinals are hoping to resurrect Chris Carpenter.

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