Still paying us back for unloading Jesse Barfield, the Blue Jays are kind and generous visitors to NYC

They have lost 16 straight games - and 24 of 26 (92 percent) - in Yankee Stadium.

When they return in July, they should be welcomed at LaGuardia, showered with free Rolex watches and supermodels - ("Helloooo, Melky!") - toasted on Broadway, feted on Jimmy Fallon, and given a ticker-tape parade along the Canyon of Heroes. They are a boon to the city's tourism industry.

We have seven home games left with them, four in mid-September. Sixteen straight, baby, sixteen straight.