Traitor Tracker: .263 (No All-Star)

Traitor Tracker: .263 (No All-Star)
Last year, this date: .295 (Starter, All-Star)

Friday, October 10, 2014

It's Official

We knew it was coming, but Cashman's new 3-year deal was announced today.

Maybe if I learned to screw up on my job, I'd get $3 million a year.

Probably not.

Anyway, we are now officially doomed.

Do you think he's getting back at all the players and coaches who used to make fun of him for being such a dork?

Nah, that couldn't be possible. He's too professional for that. Right?

2 comments:

el duque said...

Great picture.

Bill from Manhattan said...

Look at that preposterous tree-stump neck. We now have inconstestable evidence that PEDs can cause permanent cognitive deficits.