Traitor Tracker: .263 (No All-Star)

Traitor Tracker: .263 (No All-Star)
Last year, this date: .295 (Starter, All-Star)

Monday, November 30, 2009

A new Yankees version of an old Christmas classic ...




We dug up an old favorite, and rewrote for 2009 ...

Hark, the Sox and Angels seek
Hall-a-day! We can't be meek!

Trade Joba, and Jesus too;
Kick in Phil, and if that won't do

Send Cano, it's no great loss;
We'll just go and sign Troy Glaus

Add Melky to seal the deal
And we'll have Halladay, what a steal!

Now that we're back on the right track,
let's go get Randy Johnson back!

1 comment:

el duque said...

All I want for Christmas is John Lackey.