Monday, December 3, 2007

Stubby's Christmas Songbook




Hark, the Sox and Angels seek
Santana! We can't be meek!

Trade Melky, and Ian too;
Kick in Phil, and if that won't do

Send Cano, it's no great loss;
We'll just go and sign Troy Glaus

Add Joba to seal the deal
And we'll have Johan, what a steal!

I've got us back on the right track,
Now let's get Randy Johnson back!

3 comments:

Stang said...

O come let us adore Him.

Randy, I mean.

Anonymous said...

Nice work , Bernie.

I'm Bill White said...

Pinstripes are not meant for guys over 6'10''. They're just not.