On another note: Elder Bush Says He Won't Help Hillary Presidency

Big loss.

Bill Clinton said this week that President Hillary would send him and George H.W. Bush around the world to repair America's reputation. It was a great idea. Think of the ways that Ol' Man Bush could have improved our standing…

1. By stating, "Read my tubes: No new offspring."

2. Serve as constant reminder of how rotten the previous administration was.

3. Go to Venezuela and spook Hugo Chavez by dropping his teeth in mixed drink.

4. Start referring to Hillary as “the son I never had.”

5. Inspire series of “Willie Horton” ads against Ahmadjinejad.

6. In Japan, serve as designated sushi-puker.

7. Let Bar yell at White House servants.