Saviors of the Game

Sleep easy, Boston.

All quiet on the whitewash front. Uncle George found no juice among your mighty Redsocks.

All the problems happened five years ago, done by those big bad Yankees.

Yankees mentioned in the today's Roid Report:

Kevin Brown.
Mike Stanton.
David Justice.
Chuck Knoblauch.
Jason Grimsley.
Jason Giambi.
Gary Sheffield.
Andy Pettitte.
Roger Clemens

Redsocks mentioned.

Mo Vaughn. (long ago)
Eric Gagne (whom they despise)
Roger Clemens (whom they despise even more.)

George can dine at the Harvard Club knowing his investments remain secure.

One name popped up: Howie Clark, of the Toronto Blue Jays. Maybe that explains why he dropped that pop-up. A-Rod shouted, "Juicer!"