Stubby v. Dubby: Battle of the Disappointing Sons

STUBBY BORN: April 2, 1957

DUBYA BORN: July 6, 1946

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STUBBY EARLY ACHIEVEMENT: Board member, Ocala Breeders’ Sales Co.
DUBYA EARLY ACHIEVEMENT: Did not get booted out of Texas National Guard
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STUBBY WORKOUT: Two packs a day
DUBYA WORKOUT: Stairmaster with Condi
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STUBBY ULTIMATUM: 24 hours to trade Santana or else.
DUBYA ULTIMATUM: 24 hours for Saddam to leave, or 100,000 die.
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STUBBY DISMISSAL: Joe Torre.
DUBYA DISMISSAL: U.S. Constitution