Saturday, December 29, 2007

Top 10 Yankee Unanswerable Questions of 2007

1. Is it true that John Sterling's signature "Thuhhhhhhhhh Yankees win!" call was designed to mirror the precise duration of the male orgasm?

2. Would Giuseppe Franco put his name on the line for a hair product that wouldn't work?

3. How horrible could it be to be married to George's daughter in that Steve Swindell pissed away his chance to run the Yankees?

4. What backroom deals were cut to get Rudy Giuliani to endorse the Redsocks?

5. Could Joe really have pulled his team off the field that night in Cleveland?

6. Why can't we get Human Growth Hormone? Is it only for rich athletes and movie stars like Sylvester Stallone?

7. What exactly was Mrs. A-Rod trying to say with that T-shirt?

8. Who replaces Joe Girardi on YES?

9. Is it a sign of doomsday that Bobby Meachem is coming back?

10. Why did nobody, absolutely nobody, review John Sterling's November performance in New Jersey, when he was supposed to sing Broadway show tunes?

1 comment:

BernBabyBern said...

If you can't trust the word of Giuseppe Franco, who can you trust?