"One team stood out far above the rest as champions of fair play and drug-free competition. So clean and hopeful was this organization that several times, our secret investigators sought to infiltrate the clubhouse, dangling millions of dollars in front of mininum wage towel folders in an attempt to have them "spill" information about the Redsock organization.
"Turned out, there was nothing to find... except a truly great team, a truly great bunch of guys, and a truly great organization... champions of the world, which I hope to see in the coming months firsthand, so that I can congratulate them over lunch. Bully!"
Thursday, December 13, 2007
Mitchell report exceprt: On the Redsocks
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This report is serious BS. Mitchell should have investigated the Dominican "protein shakes" that David Ortiz talked about in that Boston Herald article from May.
The whole 'roid problem goes back to Yogi and Yoo-Hoo.
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