THEY LOVE BOONE MADLY
'TIL THE HEAVENS STOP THE RAIN
SING A LONELY SONG
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Tuesday, July 22, 2025
An Above Average Haiku Tuesday - "I am the Lizard King - I can do anything" Edition
THEY LOVE BOONE MADLY
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AA one of your best graphics yet!
This is not a haiku but...
The teams blow by the Yankees.
Unless Judge goes boom.
The teams blow by the Yankees
Unless Judge goes boom! Boom.
A Volpe throw will kill you.
In a darkened room
dánke doug
i mustabeen inspired
Here's a Doors themed Haiku...
We hate them madly
Don't you miss Hal's Daddy? Cause...
He would, show Boone the door.
(Like he did 10,000 times before)
One of your funniest, AA!
Good short stanza, Doug!
Ozzy Osbourne is dead
He bit the head off a bat
The Yanks have no bats
"The Yankees have no bats"
And maybe no balls.
That says it all
I woke up this morning, got myself a beer
The future's uncertain and the deadline's almost here
Let it roll, Boonie, roll
Let it roll, Boonie roll
Let it roll...between Volpe's legs
this are great - keep 'em coming
✅
or completely stop - that's what a Yankees baserunner would do
Where is Gloria?
Van Morrison wrote that song
Can she play shortstop?
This is all so predictable.
When we were back there in 2022, Brian Cashman put forth the proposition that Anthony Volpe would be an elite short stop. An elite shortstop. An elite shortstop.
Anthony Volpe is not an elite shortstop!
And Johnny Lasagna is cooked.
That was one helluva an at-bat by Chisholm.
Woo hoo
That’s weird. The scoreboard says the game is over & the Yankees have more runs than the Blue Jays. What does that mean?
It means the men don't know, but the little girls understand...
What I know is, if you want to root for the Yankees, you need to know the way to the next whiskey bar.
Oh, don't ask why…
When I wake up tomorrow, I will get myself a beer
Come on, Boonie, light my fire...
Oh what will be the next mid-century band…..my photoshoppin’ fingers are ready!
I suspect that JM IS dreaming about DOORS songs
Well, Ozzy Osborne just passed away. And he had a thing for bats…
Is it love, baby or is it CONFUSION?
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