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- Yankees 160.5
- Knicks 147.5
- Mets 132
- Giants 34
- St. John's basketball 31
- Jets 21
- NFL Postseason 15.5
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- Ichiro in the Hall 0.5
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- Yankees 215
- Knicks 160.5
- Mets 141.5
- Giants 63
- Jets 44.5
- Rangers (NY) 36.5
- NFL Playoffs 18.5
- The Olympics 17
- St. John's basketball 7
- College Basketball 6.5
- Bill Belichick 6
- Ohtani & the Dodgers 4
- Death of Willie Mays 3.5
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- Nets 3
- MLB All-Star Game 3
- NY Liberty 3
- NCAA Women's basketball 2
- Bill Walton: RIP 2
- Rickie Henderson: RIP 2
- Golf 2
- Nick Saban retires 1
- Jim Harbaugh goes pro 1
- Mike Tyson comeback 1
- Injuries 1
YANKS WIN 2023 TABLOIDS COVERS RACE
- Yankees 150
- Jets 136
- Mets 119.5
- Giants 115
- Knicks 112.5
- Nets 19
- Damar Hamlin 14
- March Madness 12
- NFL 9.5
- Rangers 9.5
- NBA 4.5
- Golf 4
- Tennis 3
- R.I.P. Willis Reed 3
- Jersey Devils 2.5
- R.I.P. Jim Brown 2.5
- Michigan Football cheating 2
- Tom Brady 2
- Death of Tim McCarver 2
- Rick Pitino 2
- Shohei Ohtani 2
- Leborn James 1
- College Football 1
- Scott Rolen 1
- Jim Boeheim 1
Yanks Win 2022 Tabloids Covers Race
- Yankees 210.5
- Mets 147.5
- Giants 75
- Knicks 60
- Nets 54
- Jets 49
- Rangers 44
- Saint Peter Peacocks 17
- NFL 16
- MLB Lockout 13
- Golf 9
- World Cup 9
- Serena Williams 6
- NCAA basketball 5
- Tom Brady 5
- Olympics 4
- Hall of Fame 3
- NBA 3
- World Series 3
- College Football 2
2021 Tabloids Back Page & Covers Results
YANKS 207
Mets 156
Knicks 123.5
Nets 62.5
NFL 23.5
Jets 45
Giants 58.5
College Basketball 15
Mets 156
Knicks 123.5
Nets 62.5
NFL 23.5
Jets 45
Giants 58.5
College Basketball 15
Islanders 6
Tiger Woods 5
College Football 5
Tiger Woods 5
College Football 5
RIP: Hank Aaron 4
MLB (various) 6
Rangers 4
John Madden 3
Covid 3
MLB (various) 6
Rangers 4
John Madden 3
Covid 3
Milwaukee Bucks 2
Golf 1.5
Catsup Curt Schilling 1
Golf 1.5
Catsup Curt Schilling 1
RIP: Tommy Lasorda 1
2020 Tabloids Back Page & Covers Results
Yankees 152
Mets 132
Giants 123.5
Jets 55
Mets 132
Giants 123.5
Jets 55
NFL w (Super Bowl) 52
Knicks 51MLB (w/World Series) 46
Covid 37
Nets 20
Astros cheating scandal 16.5
RIP: Kobe Bryant 13.5
NBA 11
Rangers 8.5
Golf 8Horse racing 5
NCAA football 4
Olympics 2.5
Patrick Ewing w Covid 2
RIP: Hank Steinbrenner 2
RIP: Anthony Causi 2
RIP: George Floyd 2
Tennis 2
NCAA basketball 2
NASCAR racism 2
Tennis 2
NCAA basketball 2
NASCAR racism 2
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RIP: Don Shula 1
RIP: Tom Dempsey 1
RIP: Joe Morgan 1
Colin Kaepernick 1
Chinese Baseball 1
Little League baseball 1
Lady Liberty 1
MMA 1
Michael Jordan 1
Len Dykstra disgrace 1
2019 Tabloids Back Page & Covers Results
YANKEES 211.5
Mets 190.5
Giants 87.2
Jets 68
Knicks 67.5
NFL 30.5
NCAA basketball 20.5
Nets 15
Golf 6
Big Papi shooting 3.5
Mets 190.5
Giants 87.2
Jets 68
Knicks 67.5
NFL 30.5
NCAA basketball 20.5
Nets 15
Women's Soccer 7.5
NBA Playoffs 6Golf 6
Kentucky Derby 4
Wanton NFL violence 4Big Papi shooting 3.5
NCAA football 3.5
Joe Girardi 2
Bryce Harper 2
Bob Kraft sex ring 2
Bob Kraft sex ring 2
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Final 2018 Tabloids Cover Count
Yankees 242
Mets 154.5Giants 139.5
Jets 69.5
Knicks 50.5
NFL Playoffs 18
NCAA basketball 14.5
Golf 8
NCAA Football 6
NBA Playoffs 6
NCAA scandals 3
(11 with 2 or less.)
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Number of Daily News/NY Post front and/or back covers awarded in 2017.
YANKEES 286.5
Giants 110.5
Mets 109
Mets 109
Jets 34.5
NFL Playoffs 16.5
March Madness 16
World Series 11
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March Madness 16
World Series 11
Rangers 10
Redsocks 5
NBA Playoffs 5
Tiger Woods 4
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I raise my leg to
Pee on Brian Cashman's shoe.
A true Yankee dog.
Won't make the effort
To piss on Ca$hole burning
Wasted energy
Boone, Hal and Brian
Sit in the bleacher section
Pretend to be poor
Hal, Pal and Boonie
One goes, one wipes, ones flushes
Dunno who does what
Yankees' baserunning
skills are in midseason form;
We're in big trouble
One of these two teams
Doesn’t seem to give a shit
It’s not the White Sox.
Another clutch late inning AB. by Judge
Why is Weaver still in?
Gee it got interesting…
Well that was unexpected.
Good thing bonehead pinch ran for Rice
Yankees Win!!!
Just like they drew it up.
Despite Bonehead's best efforts, the Yankees win.
Never in doubt…
Hope they don’t celebrate too much tonight. The division is still in reach.
Caballero Rusiticana!
I don’t know what the fuck I’m talking about, but I so know there will be October baseball in NYC!
Toronto has a secret weapon though. Aaron Boone is not their manager.
You’re optimistically assuming they won’t proceed to lose their last 5 games & end up the road team in the wild card round.
So true
October baseball is not so rare as it once was. Am I harsh on them? Yes, but after this many years of failure and mediocrity, it'll take a lot to earn my trust back, let alone my dollars.
You guys are a constant comfort to me, in my limited ability to join the merriment (nothing serious; will explain later this week). First off, I just want to say that my 66 win prediction was CLOSE...at least around mid-August. Who knew they would pick it up?...
...Which only makes it all the more frustrating. With true juju sadism, Hal & Pal have yet again assembled a team that will finish one key player—infielder? catcher? I predict relief pitcher—short of taking it all. But hey—I have to admit, I prefer being tortured to relaxing without hope. Hmm, what does that say about me?...
...Meanwhile, I just want to inquire: Didn't Faith keep her hope and charity in a little tin box? A little tin box that a little tin key unlocks? Asking for a friend.
You’d have to ask JM, Hoss.
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