Wednesday, July 10, 2019

Don't Forget....There Is Poison In The Well






All this talk of hope and the way things were, or could become, mean nothing.

Tony Clark or Petula Clark, the Yankees are dependent upon Brian and lots of good luck.

Because, at the core of every discussion about the Yankee future, is a controlling theme we often forget:

HAL STEINBRENNER DOES NOT LIKE BASEBALL AND NEVER WANTED THIS JOB !

He is not going to change unless the Russians have someone place a certain powder on his golden door handles, and some offspring ( more akin to grandpa ) takes the reins.

Our days of having a benevelent owner ( though a bully and a tyrant ), are over.  We are packed in with the teams who, once in a blue moon, get it all working and win a championship ( e.g. Kansas City Royals).  Dallas Keutchel would have secured this season.  But Hal poisoned that well before we even got to see Dallas' beard.

HAL REALLY DOESN'T CARE.  HE JUST DOESN'T WISH TO BE HUMILIATED AS A LOSER!

So we might as well face this reality. 

And lower our expectations.

And place a call to Putin.

9 comments:

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Don't you go where the huskies go. Don't you eat that polonium snow.

Anonymous said...

CALL PUTIN...

WE GOTTA WIN AT ALL COSTS.

TheWinWarblist said...

I will second that. All in favour?

Carl J. Weitz said...

Polonium-210, Novichok, Ricin and Dioxin all go best in a golden teacup or on the tip of an umbrella.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

CJW,

Just put it on the caviar at FYH's private club. The collateral probably wouldn't be missed.

HoraceClarke66 said...

I think we should call Pet Clark:

Just listen to the rhythm of the gentle Cessa blow yeah
You'll be bringing Chapman in before the night is over
How can you lose?
The balls are much juicer
They get driven a mile they go up in the air
And go
Downtown!
Everyone's hitting them
Down-town!

JM said...

Nice Pet take, Hoss.

We've gone from a tyrant who, past the early 80s, created lame teams, to a jello mold who creates nothing.

Flip a coin, is my opinion.

HoraceClarke66 said...

Thanks, JM. And it should be, "juicier." Spell check only exists to annoy one.

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